Sunday, January 22, 2006

cussing/ Judy Winslow



song on iTunes: Too High/Stevie Wonder/Innervisions

toooooooo highhhhhhhhhhh
tooooooo highhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
..

this is the jaaaam


im on a stevie wonder schtick right now, i must say. i played out his "music of my mind" album last week. i think its "innervisions" time for my trip to CT. it calms me down. esp with snow in the forecast for tommrow. gotta calm my ass down and not get lost.

i want to take this time, though, to apologize for my excessive amount of cussing and nigga-calling for the past couple posts. i was gonna edit them out, but hey, that is how i was feeling that day. so no edit-o. but yeah, i do not usually cuss that often in person. so imma try to curb my new found potty mouth in this e-world. deal? deal.

so the judy chic (jaime foxworth) from "family matters" was on oprah the other day. for those out of the loop, after she got written off the show, she lost all of her urkel money and became a porn actress. CRAVE was her stage name. She filmed 4 (or so) films before she realized being came on wasn't her calling. She has since reformed her life and attempting to resurrect her career. Where else to do that but...Oprah! (or G-unit.. but hey ..its still possible)

I'm gonna be honest. I searched long and hard for her movies and I found two. They were horrifying to watch. It gave me nightmares. Why? Because some fool thought it would be cool to show images of a super smiling Judy Winslow on the intro of the Family Matters show in btwn the sex scenes. Yuck. Why would they do that?!!? Clearly, I can tell its her. Anyway, the tapes were very boring. CRAVE clearly did not want to be there. She looked disinterested. In fact, often, she looked like she was daydreaming throughout the whole ordeal. That sucks... (no pun intended) I felt so bad for Judy. She had an eyebrow earring and a tattoo in her...area. She just looked like she was trying to hard.(hahaha..sorry) And she is a cute girl. I wanted to save her..or something. (hmm..or something)

She told Oprah that she didn't think anyone wd notice it was her. Um. Are you serious? Does this chic watch CSI? These mofos can tell if you ran out of gas just by looking at a half eaten chico stick and some condoms in your glove department. Of course, we gonna know its you. ::shakes head:: She's still cute, though. Just a lil.. (haha i had a joke here. but imma leave it alone)

the vercDICT (ahha): sorry judy "crave" winslow. your career is over. u r not a white man. ur not gonna do a sexual act, have your job back, and have the world forget about it (right marv albert? )

yessss, and it counts

i still think ur cute though. lol.

hollahollahollaholla.

1 comment:

J~Dub said...

POINT!!!

score:
chidi - 1
marv - 0