Friday, April 14, 2006

The Official Where the Hell are You? Post



ahhhh, its about that time. this music industry is such a revolving door. some people are talented enough to stay inside away from the rain, sleet, snow. but some unfortunate mofos get kicked the fck out. This post is dedicated to these homeless mofos who fell the fck off and their whereabouts are unknown


10. J-Kwon

I thought he was the "president of the teenagers". i guess he got impeached when Bow Wow came back.


9. R.L

Wasn't he supposed to be the NEXT big thing in R&B? He took a major L when he did that song off the "Brothers Soundtrack. It had Ginuwine, Tyrese, and i think someone else. It was too cheesy for words.

8. Musiq Soulchild


Oh. Musiq. I'm not going to clown you.

7. Sunshine Anderson


"Lunch and Dinner" was my joint! "Heard it all Before" even had Jadakiss on the remix. She was destined for greatness, wasn't she?

6. Nivea


She took a L letting R Kelly write her songs. "Laundromat" was the wackest song in a long time. I remember her forehead being quite large

5. Joe

I guess the gay rumors got the best of him, but Joe was dope. no homo. He took a L singing 50 cent hooks.

4. Redman

Wasn't this album supposed to come out in the Summer? I never liked Redman so I don't really care but... He kinda just disappeared with his crazy ass videos.

3. Tearri Mari


Her career is over. Trust me.

2. Monica

haha, she took an L talking about Young Buck, her then-boyfriend, on the radio and he called up and told her to stop talking about his business. the key word in the prior sentence is "then-boyfriend". Where is she tho?

1. Rell

Check all Rocafella albums from the past decade. He's been "Coming Soon" for about 10 years. He shows up on Dame's reality show like he a somebody. How does it feel to be coming soon for 10 years. He had one single with Jay-z. "It's Obvious". Dope. But that's it. Where you at (c) boost mobile


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12 comments:

J~Dub said...

murphy lee, all of murder inc, jimmy cozier, bilal (although he's supposed to have an album coming out this year), freeway, joe budden (i'm still waiting on the growth), bobby valentino (hopefully), dru hill, mya, timbaland and magoo, d'angelo, eminem (i'm sure a dedication song is coming soon)

that fourth person in the "best man i can be" song was case...guess he's another one...

CA said...

jimmy cozier!!!!

hahahaha where is this muhfugga.

neo said...

Where the heck is Jonell?? (of that Meth & Hi-tek collab)

CA said...

Jonell! That song was a hit, too!!

Kev frum BROOKLYN! said...

How can you sleep on Redman?!! Yes his themes mainly are weed and fat chicks, but he's so consistent. But yes, WHERE IS REDMAN? and why is he letting Meth make music without him?

J~Dub said...

lucy pearl

J~Dub said...

raphael saadiq

CA said...

chill. raphael saadiq came out with a bangin album last year. where you at?

J~Dub said...

jacksonville....enough said

The Minority Reporter said...

maybe u should do a television edition, like what ever happened to the cousin jeff cronicles, or the winner of the t-boz and chili reality contest...or the missy winner...what happened to bet news?????

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