on: the jonbenet ramsey ordeal

for a number of years, jonbenet's death has been tupac'ed and biggie'd. no real leads. no suspects. no f'in idea. perhaps jon benet moonlighted as a kindergarten rapper and a demo tape was found near her body. when the story first broke, i thought the parents had something to do with it. there was something about their faces in those interviews.

but uh, now years later, this dude from thailand raises his hand and is like ooo ooo pick me, i did it. he tells this detailed and empassionate story about his part in the death that would make dick wolf blush.

i loved her. she was so pretty. she was not meant to die. it was an accident.

and it says it with this uninterested, zombie gaze.

the only problem is- his story does not even match what they found in the autospy. he said he drugged her, but it is known she was strangled and there was no drugs involved.

hm. wha chu talkin about karr?

but you know the police is like ok, lets hear this dude out, though. so now there is a warrant for his arrest. they fly him from thailand on business class to LA. On the plane, Karr was courted like a fly woman.

Karr first dined on pate, salad, fried king prawn, steamed rice, broccoli and chocolate cake. He also had a beer — crushing the empty can with his hands — and then had a glass of chardonnay. Karr appeared to order the drinks himself.

He later dined on roast duck with soy sauce and yellow noodles, and for his third meal had pizza, chocolates and a bottle of Evian. From MSNBC.com

Hm.

I wonder if Tupac and Biggie's murderers will get the same love. I will go out on the limb and and say they will not. They will probably eat beef patties and Easy Mac for all three meals.

Like a good date, Karr also was shown a movie, The Last Samaurai How sly of those officers. So, if he got scared he can nuzzle in the chest of a Homeland Security officer. Aw.

I wonder if Tupac and Biggie's murderers will get the same love. I will go out on the limb and say they will not. They will probably watch Soul Plane.

All I'm saying is- Can he get his ass beat once? Just one good slap or something. For killing her or for making this story up! This lovey dovey mushy shit of a person who said he murdered a child is way out of hand. I swear if black folk were on that plane, they would swear all the good shit ran out.

Sorry sir, we are out of pate and champagne. Do you want saltine crackers and water

I wonder if John Malvo or Muhammad got this treatment in DC. They probably ate tuna and watched Dragonball Z. Man, this Karr dude needs to be slapped.

In fact, I think all murderers should be pimp slapped by the family of the slain before they are whisked away to jail. Spitting can be taken into consideration.

But I digress.

This wining and dining better be a setup to something grand. Something so incredibly gully, George Bush would wince. Come on man.

In the meantime, can i get some pate? I mean, really?

(i have to go back to work, now. ill holla.. excuse me for any typos.)