someone said i was from oakland

yesh MM, it's true

here i am semi butt naked in the steam room in the gym, and homeboy starts up a chat with me. i used to think this was awkward, but i dont really care anymore. but anyway, we talkin about the yankees. i am not a baseball fan so i was telling him how i don't watch it. im more a basketball head. go nets. shit like that.

and he goes

where are you from?
from here.
nah where are you from from?
well.. im nigerian
hm.
yeah i was born here though. my parents were born there.
oh ok. you sound like you're from cali
wha?
yeah. northern cali, though
like,... oakland?
yeah. oakland. thats it. you sound like you're from oakland
(scratches balls) how so
you just dont have an accent. no new york accent. no new jersey accent.
tru... but oakland?
yeah. oakland.


This is funny. MM, whachu think? Can I pass? lol.

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WAYANS BROS. NIGGERATION OF BLACK FILM



ok--
enough is enough

we were kinda shocked at you all for "white chicks". we went and saw it though before we called you out on your coonery. haha, its funny ha ha ha... hmm.. i guess you all wanted to push it a little bit further with this wack ass excuse for a film aka "little man". this is even wack by adam sandler or tom green standards. it goes much deeper the the minstrelsy you all are pushing, much much deeper... It is just a poor concept for a movie. It must be a result of a late night weed session listening to the Fishscale album or something. I feel like the opening credits should read: We's niggers and we just don't give a fuck. Cause clearly you all do not. I guess you guys enjoy the shiny shoes and jazz hands..

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finished "The History of Love" (TFG's Book of the Month) and i had a single tear drop at the end. lol.

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Love. Rose said, "It's an excuse to hurt and to be hurt" Word.

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ok.